The WESTERWAVES - european central punk

The Westerwaves get back to Netzschkau

with new songs, new instruments and an uncontrollable urge to rock the shit out of brick bridges.

The Westerwaves are back with their wildest, punkiest album to date. An incredible collection that includes songs about interplanetary accounting, psychopathic roommates, tunnels, pissing on tourist beaches and the fact that the Westerwaves are not Bob Dylan. And also a waltz about suffragettes and the futility of business.

The first reactions of the specialized media have been extraordinary:

"Finally a band that recognizes the importance of accounting in outer space" (H. Maylor, President of the American Heterodox Accounting Association)

"What the actual fuck is this? Who are these people?" (Lola Lamour, Editor of the Magazine of the National American Woman Suffrage Association)

"The times are indeed a-changing. I wish they had stayd like they were." (Bob Dylan, Nobel Laureate)

Listen! Learn! Enjoy! You are not Bob Dylan either, anyway.

August 28, 2024 | 1977551 Records DK

Credits:

Arnie Bernie Westerwave (bass, vocals)

Baby Westerwave (bling-bling guitar)

Jesus Westerwave (vocals)

Johnny Westerwave (drums, acoustic guitar, vocals)

Tommy Westerwave (broom broom guitar)

If you need an accountant let it be someone who is knowledgeable in extraterrestrial law!

Intergalactic accountants!

Matt left his job in desolation road

Went all the way down to Brevard County

Someone help him with his mental overload

Take him to the bedroom and fuck him

Matt left his job in the space corporation

He had counted all that there was to count

Now he's a drug dealer in probation

Flying his spaceship around and around

Intergalactic accountants!

Administrator of the century

Fills all those balance sheets with numbers

Matt works in an office down in Mercury

Winning awards but feeling humble

Matt left his job in the space corporation

He had counted all that there was to count

Now he's a drug dealer in probation

Flying his spaceship around and around

Intergalactic accountants!

What a practice weekend The Westerwaves had!

New tunes, old tunes, new covers, new patents, and a boost in problem-solving skills!

Vienna | August 11, 2024

Thanks to all the old and new friends who celebrated with us in Waiblingen, you are the best! A beautiful night of waltz, psychopaths and intergalactic accountants.

The great pics are by the amazing Torsten Westerpic !

Waiblingen | June 29, 2024

SURPRISE! New shit is out!

In their new single, the Westerwaves team with Pachelbel in order to address two of the most challenging topics of the current millennium: partial differential equations and the obsession of capitalist societies with breasts that resemble particular probability distributions.

With "Neptune's Different Explanation", the Westerwaves present a minimalist rock opera which combines Hamiltonians, local maxima and the search for eternal truths while shamelessly plagiarizing Pachelbel's Canon.

The B-side of the single, "Chi-Square Boobied Girl", reinvents the rock'n'roll rhythms of the 1950s and presents them as if they had been created in an exoplanet where sexual tension is proportional to the similarity of one's breasts to particular continuous probability distributions. The post-feminist anthem that everyone was waiting for.

Enjoy at your own risk in Spotify, Bandcamp or wherever you get your Westerwaves fixes!

June 20, 2024 | 1977551 Records DK

Those millions of new songs are not going to rehearse themselves! Vienna | January 06, 2024

Since you were all particularly naughty people this year, Santa Claus is bringing you a very special present:

The Westerwaves' brand new live album, No sleep `til Børwaerk, recorded in April 2023 at the legendary Borwaerk (Netzschkau), when The Westerwaves were in the middle of the Burning Brick Bridges Tour.

Featuring live recordings of such classics as Be My Amber Heard, Deep Fried Kid or Psychodriver, No sleep `til Børwaerk packs 10 unforgettable Westertunes in 22 minutes of bliss, energy and chaos. Our friends of DREC•K Recørds give you a moshpit for Christmas, and you're gonna love it.

December 23, 2023 | 1977551 Records DK | recording, production & clip by DREC•K Recørds.

Teenage KICKS on Forest FM 10pm Monday's UK

with tunes from THE FALL / JOY DIVISION / WIPERS / MAGAZINE / CACTUS WORLD NEWS / SPORTSTEAM /

THE VAPORS (Peel session july 1979) / COCTEAU TWINS (Peel session January 31st 1983 ) / HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT

New and Recent Music from O.M.D / THE WESTERWAVES / CHRISTY COSTELLO / GRAZIA .

30:49 @ Neil Lomax January 15th 2024 SHOW 523 TEENAGE KICKS FOREST FM

Verwood, UK | January 15, 2024

This was The Westerwaves & taugenichts Live @ Replugged.

A night to remember - loads of Westerthanks to the one and only Tobi "El Presidente" Westerwave, the best concert photographer this side of the Danube!

Thanks to everyone who came, saw and conquered. We had an amazing time and it was all because of you. Never forget: butter is a weapon and little persons are the future!

replugged, Vienna | November 10, 2023